-From Episode 1
Jeff: Well, if Queer Boy can get a tan and look, well he never looked good in the first place. Then I can get a tan,
and I could get ALL the fancy ladies! Ha! To the beach!!!
Queer Boy: Hey Jeff, how was your day at the beach?
Jeff: Let me show you how my day at the beach was...*whistles*
Jeff: I know I've seen one of these before. On the discovery channel or something. What is it? Ooooooooh...now that I
hear the music, it must be a UFO! Hahahaha hey hey hey! Ah...we're you taking me?!
Aliens: He is too fat for anal probe.
Jeff: You better be taking me to Wendy's cause I'm hungry!
Jeff: Where's my chicken?!!!!!
Queer Boy: Hey Jeff. we're have you been?
Jeff: Visiting your relatives. Do you have any chicken for me?
-Episode 2
Jeff: Get outta here! Cant you see I'm busy?
Jeff: Thought I killed you!
Jeff: Time to do some laundry. Hrrrhrrr...my sexy shorts!
Queer Boy: Mmmmm...warm....
Jeff: Hey, Queer Boy! Whattya doing in there, swimming?
Queer Boy: You put me in here.
Jeff: Uh, oh well. Have fun!
Queer Boy: Wait no!
Episode 3-
Jeff: How bout some spaghetti!
Jeff: I need salt! Isn't this supposed to be low sodium or something? Who cares, I'm fat!
Jeff: You're fired! Go work for Oprah!
-Episode 4
Jeff: Frickin sweet!
Queer Boy: Hey Jeffpoleon.
Jeff: Frickin idiot!