Jeff: Well, if Queer Boy can get a tan and look, well he never looked good in the first place. Then I can get a tan, and I could get ALL the fancy ladies! Ha! To the beach!!!

 

Queer Boy: Hey Jeff, how was your day at the beach?

Jeff: Let me show you how my day at the beach was...*whistles*

 

Jeff: I know I've seen one of these before. On the discovery channel or something. What is it? Ooooooooh...now that I hear the music, it must be a UFO! Hahahaha hey hey hey! Ah...we're you taking me?!

 

Aliens: He is too fat for anal probe.

 

Jeff: You better be taking me to Wendy's cause I'm hungry!

 

Jeff: Where's my chicken?!!!!!

 

Queer Boy: Hey Jeff. we're have you been?

Jeff: Visiting your relatives. Do you have any chicken for me?

 

 

-Episode 2

 

Jeff: Get outta here! Cant you see I'm busy?

 

Jeff: Thought I killed you!

 

Jeff: Time to do some laundry. Hrrrhrrr...my sexy shorts!

 

Queer Boy: Mmmmm...warm....

 

Jeff: Hey, Queer Boy! Whattya doing in there, swimming?

Queer Boy: You put me in here.

Jeff: Uh, oh well. Have fun!

Queer Boy: Wait no!

 

 

Episode 3-

 

Jeff: How bout some spaghetti!

 

Jeff: I need salt! Isn't this supposed to be low sodium or something? Who cares, I'm fat!

 

Jeff: You're fired! Go work for Oprah!

 

 

-Episode 4

 

Jeff: Frickin sweet!

Queer Boy: Hey Jeffpoleon.

Jeff: Frickin idiot!